when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
Chances are if you’re a female and I follow you I think you’re cute and/or I’m a bit attracted to you
"He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts."
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
I need sleep but I just completed Assassin’s Creed II and now just want to play this all night
Religions Are Like Hats
Hats don’t save you from death.
Christianity doesn’t save you from death either. You’re going to die some day. You will not be resurrected and given a new body. Jesus is 2,000+ years late and counting. He’s not coming back for any of you because guess what…Jesus is dead; Christianity couldn’t even save him from death.
"hats don’t save you from death"
those days where you manage to do some demented Mitch Lucker screams are good days